Wind him up and watch him go

appleznbananaz:

nightmarecircles:

Meeting your con friends out of costume

Literally the most accurate post

deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

mattsmithismyraggedyman:

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

That’s a giraffe

mattsmithismyraggedyman:

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

That’s a giraffe

It’s hard to be yourself, when you don’t know who you are.
William Chapman (via eumag)

singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

nerdsandgamersftw:

fandomsandfeminism:

blacksupervillain:

leseanthomas:

It’s like Marvel is really trying to piss people off, lol. 

Source: http://io9.com/marvels-new-captain-america-will-be-black-1606409585

calling it, whoever the new iron man is they won’t be straight. marvel’s tryna go for the trifecta.

Nothing makes me more pleased than Marvel making Marvel fanboys angry about genuinely good and interesting comic choices.

I’m just gonna leave this here

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ackleholic-padaaddict:

burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

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sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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The Castiel Meme: favorite quotes of Castiel [1/8]

↳ "Did you have protection?" 
     ”I had my angel blade.”

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samspurpletoothbrush:

(x)
panicking

samspurpletoothbrush:

(x)

panicking

im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear
Anonymous
femmeanddangerous:

HAHAHAHAHAHA 

femmeanddangerous:

HAHAHAHAHAHA