Wind him up and watch him go

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

tyleroakley:

littleblackmaps:

eye roll game: level 6000

THIS EXCEEDED EVERY EXPECTATION

crashyourcrew:

thesimplelifeofapetey:

lordduce:

Dying. Death. I can’t.

I will never not reblog this. 

Fraudulent

crashyourcrew:

thesimplelifeofapetey:

lordduce:

Dying. Death. I can’t.

I will never not reblog this. 

Fraudulent

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

9gag:

This kid was a toaster for Halloween

9gag:

This kid was a toaster for Halloween

hannahrc:

Lol that’s really sweet and funny actually.

hannahrc:

Lol that’s really sweet and funny actually.

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

pineappledean:


#But Sam I JUST WANNA WRECK SHIT